Friday, January 25, 2013

Friday Fun!!!

How about some Bible humor to finish off the week?!?!

  What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

  What do they call pastors in Germany?
  German Shepherds.

  Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
  Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

  Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
  Pharaoh's daughter.
 She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

  What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
  Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. 
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. 
Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one 

  Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
He brought the house down.

  What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer 
lived in Eden ?
 Your mother ate us out of house and home.

  Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
He broke all 10 commandments at once. 

  Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

  Which Bible character had no parents?
  Joshua, son of Nun.

  Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
  Because Noah was standing on the deck.

 Did you know that women shouldn't make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. 
It says . . 'He-brews'

courtesy of Inspired by Tim
Hope everybody has a great weekend!!!

In HIS Most Precious Lve....and with mine, too!!!



  1. Haha ... I love this humor.

  2. I had a chuckle of these. Good on you. xx

  3. Hi Deb,

    Very clever, thanks for the friday humour - big smile on my face.

    God Bless - Hugs Nita

  4. LOL Love these! Going to share with the church ladies!



  5. Wonderful way to start my day, with laughter!!


Kind words are like honey—
sweet to the soul and healthy for the body.
Proverbs 16:24