Friday, June 4, 2010

Friday Fun - Hillbilly's Ten Commandments

Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten commandments. Folks around these here parts just ain't used to talkin' in those terms. 

So.....some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into "Jackson County" joke, read on.....

The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments 

(posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN)

(1) Just one God

(2) Honor yer Ma and Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(7) No killin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? 

Y'all have a nice day.  

Friday Blessings to each of you!!!

In His Most Precious Love....and with mine!!! 


  1. Good Morning,
    This is too precious! Now, if we'd all just listen to those simple "rules"...think how wonderful this world would be!

  2. That is too cute...I came across your blog this morning and it made me smile. I love Jeremiah 29:11. It is a good reminder Every.Single. Day. I'm a new follower. :)

  3. I'm not a hillybilly but boy howdy I can sure understand that language!

  4. Hi, I am visiting from NFF. Jeremiah 29:11 caught my eye. One of my favorite verses.

  5. Love it Deb! Thanks for sharing it :)


Kind words are like honey—
sweet to the soul and healthy for the body.
Proverbs 16:24